DO YOU HAVE A PLUMBING OR HOT WATER PROBLEM?
IS YOUR DRAIN BLOCKED?
DO YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED RIGHT NOW?
“Hi, I’m John Crossley, Owner Of Swift Plumbing, And If You Call Me Right Now On 1300 663 468 I Can Have One Of My Highly Trained, Fully Licensed and Insured Plumbers At Your Door Within 90 Minutes, Guaranteed*, or I’ll Give You An Immediate $50 Discount.
But Before You Call Me I’d Like You To Call My Opposition And Ask These 8 Important Questions”.
DO THEY CHARGE A CALL FEE? Why pay a plumber just to show up at your front door. During normal working hours there is no call out fee for one of our Swift plumbers to attend.
DO THEY GUARANTEE TO BE ON TIME? Just because we don’t charge you a call out fee doesn’t mean we will keep you waiting all day. When you book a call with us you’ll be given a job number and an appointment window. If we’re more than 1 minute late, you’ll get an immediate $50 discount.
DO THEY GIVE YOU AN UP FRONT PRICE? You will always be given an upfront price before we start. Our charges are uncomplicated and 100 per cent transparent. There are no extra hidden charges.
DO THEY GIVE FREE QUOTES? Swift Plumbers are more than happy to call and quote you on any job, absolutely free, no matter how big or how small.
DO THEY GIVE A RISK-FREE GUARANTEE? We have a simple no quibble guarantee - if we clear your blocked drain and it blocks again within 3 months (from tree roots), a Swift Plumber will return to clear it again for free. In addition, where we can visually inspect your sewer with a CCTV, we extend your guarantee to 12 months if we do not identify a defect, such as a broken or damaged pipe.
For Hot Water Systems and plumbing we guarantee all repairs for 2 years and give a lifetime guarantee on workmanship.
HAVE THEY GOT A “IT’S FIXED OR ITS FREE” GUARANTEE? We aim to provide you with value for money for plumbing services in an honest way with fixed prices where possible and a unique guarantee whereby we will not charge you if we cannot fix your plumbing problem, no matter what the cause. If for some reason we can’t fix your problem we will give you an obligation free quotation.
*DO THEY OFFER A PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE PROGRAM?
At Swift Plumbing we will always offer & explain to you the benefits of a regular “Preventative Maintenance Program”. Our Swift Plumbers can show you how to double to triple the life of your hot water tank, and prevent a Hot Water Explosion , and show you how to eliminate root growth in your sewerage system.
A well managed Preventative Maintenance Program can save you a fortune$$$ in breakdowns and repairs.
WILL THEY LOVE AND RESPECT YOUR HOME? We guarantee to leave your home cleaner than when we arrived. We will clean up after the job and remove all rubbish, and only to your satisfaction.
SO FOR A PREMIUM PLUMBING SERVICE WHERE:
*YOU GET AN ON-TIME GUARANTEE.
*YOU WON’T PAY A CALL OUT FEE.
*YOU’LL GET AN UPFRONT PRICE BEFORE WE START.
*YOU’LL GET UNBEATABLE GUARANTEES
“AND IF WE CANT FIX YOUR PROBLEM WE WON’T CHARGE YOU ONE CENT”
WHY DON’T YOU PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL ME
NOW ON 1300 663 468
WE ARE ALWAYS OPEN AND WAITING TO TAKE YOUR CALL.
BONUS GIFT…2 FREE MOVIE TICKETS
EVERYONE LOVES THE MOVIES, SO IN THE MONTH OF MAY IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, AND BOOK A SERVICE, WE’LL GIVE YOU 2 MOVIE TICKETS AT THE COMPLETION OF YOUR JOB*…ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Licence L12871
*At the completion of your job and payment of your invoice your tickets will be posted to you.
* On weekends, Public Holidays and After Hours Special Rates and conditions will apply.
